BVG Demographics:

50% of the Bethel Valley Girls are "American Idol" fans
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls do not watch "American Idol"
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls are fans of Phillip Phillips (the new Idol)
50% of the Bethel Valley don't know who Phillip Phillips is
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls watch "Hoarders"
75% of the Bethel Valley Girls are gainfully employed
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls are retired with no pension
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls never lived on Bethel Valley Lane
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls have just two grown children
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls have three grown children
75% of the Bethel Valley Girls are grandmothers
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls have two grandchildren on the way
100% of the Bethel Valley Girls have grown children living far away
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls have pastel streaks in their hair
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls own pink wigs
75% of the Bethel Valley Girls own fancy, up-to-date phones
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls have a 'vintage' phone
100% of the Bethel Valley Girls text
50% of the Bethel Valley Girls go to church together
100% of the Bethel Valley Girls used to go to church together
75% of the Bethel Valley Girls live in the same town
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls live gluten and dairy-free
25% of the Bethel Valley Girls have a husband having surgery today
75% of the Bethel Valley Girls are praying for their Sister today!
100% of the Bethel Valley Girls love us!!!